Hot wimp

Someone who can’t handle hot/spicy foods.

I’m a hot wimp because flaming Cheetos kick my butt.

by SpittyMacFlow November 27, 2020

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

Sitting hot

When you poop your pants and just continue to sit in it.

“Dude it’s sitting hot” “I gotta go, I’m sitting hot”

by Tattoo ernay November 28, 2020

Hot Dog Roundabout

When a person places their legs behind their head and inserts a whole package of hot dogs, (kosher or not), into their rectum, forcing them to come out of their mouth. The cycle is continued with the regurgitated hot dogs being re-inserted, hence the name "round-a-bout"

Dude, can you believe my mom is feeding us the same hotdogs she used for a hot dog roundabout ?

by IDONTEATHOTDOGS November 29, 2020

Hot don

When someone is either really hot or really ugly but you can only tell depending on the person's tone

Person 1: hey did you see that Mia girl
Person 2: yeh she's a hot don

by Hottestdonindaworldinio November 29, 2020

Fat Hot

The 1st definition is fairly accurate however the author failed to mention their universal affinity for horses and that every picture on their FB is always from the neck up and you're all like daaaaamn and then you meet the dove at the pub in person and she's an F-ing Beluga and you're all like damn.

Heather turned out to be a Fat Hot but I smashed it anyway!! You them big n' pretties is my specialty!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

Hot dog

A food item consisting of a bun, a cylinder of meat, and other such condiments

Despite the popular myth a hotdog is NOT, N O T a sandwich!

"the man in this gif is eating a hot dog, as he despises sandwiches."

by Daspeakerofdatruts October 21, 2020