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Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
by LevMehArone January 25, 2022
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Pulling a buzz

Means to not show out or canceling expected plans with someone.
“you said you was goin slide, you see you always pulling a buzz”
by YT: QuonoCD June 29, 2020
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Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem
Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling
by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025
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Pulling a Carol

This is when you hit the white ball in while playing 8 ball pool
Wow you are trash at 8 ball pool for pulling a carol
by T4ace February 11, 2021
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Pulling a john

Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible
You just went full retard by pulling a john
by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024
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Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.
by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020
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Pull a Josh

A failed attempt at seducing or impressing someone or embarassing oneself while trying to seduce or impress someone. Trying to be smooth and failing.
Sitting on the arm of a couch to put an arm around a girl but then falling off the couch.

You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.
by atomicmonkey1122 December 7, 2013
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