When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
by LevMehArone January 25, 2022

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by T4ace February 11, 2021

Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible
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by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020

A failed attempt at seducing or impressing someone or embarassing oneself while trying to seduce or impress someone. Trying to be smooth and failing.
Sitting on the arm of a couch to put an arm around a girl but then falling off the couch.
You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.
You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.
by atomicmonkey1122 December 7, 2013
