The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!
by Maple Leaf Fan/Pocking dogger February 14, 2012

A phrase used to win any argument and cannot be countered. In addition, You cannot stack a Trevor's Dog is Dead on top of a Trevor's dog is Dead.
A-a-ron: Rainbow six is a bad game.
Archer: Well, Trevor's Dog is Dead, so....
A-a-ron: Damn, you win.
Archer: Well, Trevor's Dog is Dead, so....
A-a-ron: Damn, you win.
by ZMan501st June 6, 2018

by Specktrum December 2, 2015

Where a male who is initially scared of dogs overcomes his fears in attempt to impress and woo a woman.
by dogbre123 May 18, 2022
