Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

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Face-out

The action of asking someone out via facebook.

Mike just face-outed Katie, they're going to the movies tomorrow.

by Cesco13 October 26, 2010

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Juice Face

The name for a girl whose face is caked in makeup, which looks like she is orange (or any unnatural juice color).

"Wow! Look at her! She is a juice face!"

by Kaade May 7, 2019

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Face Date

A planned time and date to chat with your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush on Facebook. Usually when you can't meet up or you're out of credit and just want to talk.

Girl: Same time tomorrow?
Boy: It's a Face Date!

by LateWorm January 4, 2011

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