That mf is so woke
by Abu Althalj al-Snow May 16, 2021
Get the Woke mug.1) noun. a secular religion marked by blank-slatism and a hierarchy of purity defined by race, gender, and sexuality and heavily tied to victimhood.
the unwritten dogma asserts that nature has no bearing on the individual and nurture is the absolute determining factor on who an individual becomes, and thus asserts that any difference in outcomes is due to systematic structures of the environment and otherwise all humans are 100% equal in cognitive ability, behavior and temperament.
2) adjective. any person, media, or institution that pushes the ideals of the woke religion.
the unwritten dogma asserts that nature has no bearing on the individual and nurture is the absolute determining factor on who an individual becomes, and thus asserts that any difference in outcomes is due to systematic structures of the environment and otherwise all humans are 100% equal in cognitive ability, behavior and temperament.
2) adjective. any person, media, or institution that pushes the ideals of the woke religion.
by remmmmy December 11, 2025
Get the Woke mug.Person A: "Oh my god, people are wearing pronoun pins at work, and they're allowing it! My workplace has become so woke.
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Person B: "That's not the insult you think it is."
by Mondfeuer November 19, 2022
Get the Woke mug.Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
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