Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant

Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.

by lianaface! October 23, 2008

The Wind Chamber

see also dutch oven A deadly cavern of toxic gas, generated by the repeated release of farts from ones arse under the duvet

Girlfriend ' you can get to f**k if you think Im getting into the wind chamber with you, it's a cavern of evil in there you sweaty egg blender '

by PBC January 17, 2008

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.

Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?

by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021

suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.

"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."

by ian November 17, 2004

Wind

Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.

God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022