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The Man. The Cool Man, The Coochie Man, The Built Different Man, The Annihilator, Doctor Sex, Kanye Yeest, The Cool Dude, The Sex Master, The Jiggy Jiggy Master. Wide goes by many names. Wide is possibly the coolest man on planet, he is also very hot and sexy. He has big pp (no homo but i'd let him fuck me). He also plays roblox, call of duty, and minecraft DAILY making him very cool. He also is a capitalist. Wide is also very swag because he is.
"dude wide is so cool"
"Ikr? Capitalism is so poggers"
"Wide is THE pog champ"
Wide by spaceman8916371 March 21, 2021
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widespread occurrence 

An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.
Hearing dat I was lonesome, da cute waitress at da corner-diner promised me a "widespread occurrence", but then instead of having sex with me, she just gave me a foot-long roll with mayonnaise liberally applied to its inner surfaces! What a letdown!!!

wide shot 

taking a very broad look at something, which probably won't result in seeing anything interesting or specific
Jake took a wide shot of the house. Nothing jumped out as unusual.
wide shot by texas_river May 10, 2021

wide spot 

An area off of the side of the road, that is the biggest area to pull over to.
Can you pull over to the wide spot, if you need to use your cellphone.
wide spot by liveforgiving May 19, 2021

wedgebuzzed 

the time period where u feel crazy while ur wedged (up for 24 hours)
ah fuck dude i’m starting to feel the wedgebuz

dawg i’m wedgebuzzed

widenorridge 

very big and huge
that bitch is widenorridge!
widenorridge by kry22_ June 9, 2021
To steal or scrounge off all of your friends
Godddd I’m feeling like a proper Wadge atm
Wadge by Macdadaaay June 25, 2021