Hutchence wank

Autoerotic asphyxiation, as in death in the style of Michael Hutchence, singer from INXS.

At first David Carradine's death looked like suicide, but it turns out he might have died from the old Hutchence wank.

by Giacomo Mentum June 5, 2009

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

Bulemic Wank

Having a girl throw up over herself, then sliding your cock between her vomit-covered tits

"I feel really sick"
"How about a bulemic wank then honey?"

by Mlle_Tink December 3, 2009

Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

by AledLlyr November 23, 2011

Wank Pants

Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.

Dude those pants are horrible!

Yea but they make great wank pants.

Whats that?

You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.

by DeeZamBOOGLA January 15, 2013

bird wank

To begin masturbation without finishing entirely.

Aww, man. I only had time for a bird wank.

by juliea. October 7, 2010

wank star

Most wanked to people on earth featured on thankyourwank.com The wank stars include a list of guys, a list of gals and a top of most wanked to celebrities.

Shasha Grey is such a wank star! She is always on the top most wanked to people on thankyourwank.com

by WankMistress July 11, 2011