Victoria

Your love is nourishing
Your sex is a spiritual experience
You're a beautiful human being

Your presence a gift to the world and it will never be the same when you're gone

Victoria's smile drives all the guys wild 😉

by nicksvickie2008 June 8, 2017

True Victory

To make your opponent realize that it was wrong to oppose you in the first place.

by Stephen M. Smith July 14, 2003

total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

victoria gotti

A blonde chic who is the daughter of some big time mobster, John Gotti. She has her own reality show called 'Growing Up Gotti'. Stars her and her 3 little brat boys- John, Carmine and Frank.

Victoria Gotti is okay but her sons are totally spoilt!

And they all live in their dilapadated mansion.

by FlowerFrame July 28, 2006

french military victories

HAHA are we serious? French military victory is just a slang phrase for " retreat!!!!!"

A french soldier says, " god damnit, well never be able to fight the Germans now, all of our tanks treads are all burnt out becuase of going into reverse to much, fuck."
French Tank Commander, "Hey what did u expect, did u see those guys?? they were pointing guns at us!"

by Chris Johnson May 27, 2004

French military victories

*Notable* French-only military victories include:

1) The 100 Years War
2) That's it.

The Crimean War doesn't count. Although the French played an important war, the primary players were the British and the Russians.

William the Conqueror of Normandy (William the Bastard as he was then known) was most likely of Celtic or Viking descent, not actually a Frenchman.

Napoleon was actually bad for France, it was worse off after he was finished with it than it had been. At least it was somewhat respectable before. (Although the French people were better off under the psychopath Napoleon than under the incompetent French royalty)

Indo-china...That was as pointless as the American attempt later on.

And Kung-fu Jesus, losing 50,000 troops over fourteen years is better, not worse, than losing 90,000 in less time.

France sucks. Get over it, France.

by Rado December 19, 2004

Victory Lap

When someone graduates from highschool only to return for a fifth year.

Guy 1: Dude your still in highschool, I thought you graduated.

Guy 2: Yea I did, but Im on my victory lap.

by Phallic-Man January 27, 2009