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Urban Cocktionary

by your mom April 19, 2003
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urban planner

n. A person who satifies one or more of the following:

a) Believes Le Corbusier is Satan and Peter Calthorpe and Portland Oregon are the cure for everything.
b) Puts the Kunt back in Kuntsler.
c) Likes to shit on Los Angeles, but secretly wants to live there.
d) Thinks social planning is somekind of speed dating.
e) Zealous advocate of clean, efficient public transit as the chariot of the people...but won't be caught dead on it.
f) Considers only rear, front and side setbacks and body footprint when considering a mate.
g) Becomes considably irrate when lesser minions understand "smart growth" to be some kind of male organ enhancement.
h) Completely baffled by people who think GIS is somekind of jizz.
If you weren't such an urban planner I'd have sex with you.
by Ebenezer Howard February 3, 2009
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Urban dicktionary

A large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.
Wow, the last few words I read on Urban Dicktionary were so lame and shallow. Seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.
by blowtorchgirl July 17, 2009
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An Urban Dictionary

The concept of a dictionary consisting of slang terms. We could create on over the Internet so people could post their definitions, as opposed to going into the slums and asking for some slang terms. However, we'd better make sure that this thing doesn't become like a forum, or else we'll have internet-weeners bombarding our 'urban dictionary' with definitions of their friends' names or their funny online pseudonyms. This is gonna be great!
The idea of creating an urban dictionary is ingenious, but we'll need some funding. T-Shirt sales, prehaps?
by Antonymous March 27, 2005
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urban dictonary

Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.
Guy # 1 with no life: I spent all fucking day on the urban dictonary, dude

Guy # 2: Get a life, bro
by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009
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Urban Hick

A male or female that lives an urban/city lifestyle but enjoys "hick" activities such as nascar, trucks and country music.
Dave: Hey that's a nice DC hat, it goes well with your Dale Earnhardt Jr t-shirt.
Sam: Thanks, it's an Urban Hick thing.
by OneUrbanHick November 6, 2010
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Urban Kids

Young kids who like to hang out at the mall. Most likey jerking. Wears skinny jeans in obnoxious bright colors, flannel shirts, thick rimmed glasses, and flat billed hats. Can be really annoying and hostile towards people who are not their friends. Loves the color purple.
That urban kids look like their pants were colored with a highlighter.
by Ant Hill September 4, 2009
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