The MAXIMUM setting on a boombox. WARNING: May result in large amouts of sex if used in the wrong place ( like an old folk's home).
Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
by New Fang May 22, 2010
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Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.
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John: Linda, your cat is stupid fat; she's struggling to breathe right now. It's kind of cute.
Linda: Yeah, she is morbidly tubby.
Linda: Yeah, she is morbidly tubby.
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Note: it is common for followers of a tulit to acknowledge and obnoxiously greet him when passing the alphamale.
Note: it is common for followers of a tulit to acknowledge and obnoxiously greet him when passing the alphamale.
1) Due to his myriad of believers, Jesus Christ can be called a tulit.
Ex.
Disciples: "Ayy yo, Tulit, where you at?"
Jesus: "Da crib."
Ex.
Disciples: "Ayy yo, Tulit, where you at?"
Jesus: "Da crib."
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