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Today

on this day if you have a boyfriend named zach you should be the good significant other and suck there pp’s
“omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp!!!”
by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023
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Today

on days that are today and you have a boyfriend named zach you should suck his pp
“Omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp
by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023
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Toadskin

Toadskin is the word that burnt ass dog owners call their weird and crazy but cute Chihuahua that spends majority of the time carpet surfing and has substance abuse issues
Put the Q-tip down Toadskin , here's a beggin- strip.
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Toad

Jeff: Man I could really sit down somewhere right now.
Keith: Good. There is a toad right there.
by chob-logtulin June 2, 2023
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toads flagpole

In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.
by MAG2.5 June 8, 2023
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Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023
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Today's sponsor is...

A phrase a youtuber uses to introduce a sponsor, interchangeable with: "but first, a word from our sponsor" or a sneaky segue.
Educational Youtuber: "Today's sponsor is... CuriosityStream!"
by robotlithuania August 2, 2024
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