Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.
oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.
by henriko November 24, 2006
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spitting in her letterbox

As I’d already blown my load in her mouth, when I finished actual intercourse it was like spitting in her letterbox.
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spit session

another term for a wine night; a group of girls get together to gossip, vent, or talk shit, most of the time over a bottle of rose.
After coming home from college, the girls caught up with each other at Robin’s house during a spit session.
by madam_holla May 29, 2018
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Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.
My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.
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Devil’s Spit

During sex, before a male is about to ejaculate into his partner’s mouth, he pulls out a bottle of hot sauce and pours that in the partner’s mouth before ejaculating on their unpleasantly surprised face.
“Yeah man, last night my wife was acting moody, so when we had sex I have her a little devil’s spit!”
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spitting monkey

Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.
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spitting spelunker

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.
by cavediver March 10, 2010
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