Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.

" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"

by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020

Gerard Tree

A young man, that looks significantly older than he actually is, who is forced to do the menial and boring tasks that others refuce.

Dolan: Hey man, I hate this new activity...
Abhi: Absolutely man, you've got a Gerard Tree right there!

by Matthew Gilmore April 8, 2012

spamming-tree

When using reply all to respond to a message of over 1000 people to convey that you didn't want the email.

Sir, we have an alert for a serious spamming-tree incident currently plaguing the global group dynamic list for all employees.

by KeinoBombastic June 26, 2023

the lime tree

The lime tree is a sanctuary where neighborhood kids go to perch and watch the scene below them.

Hey kids...wanna go perch in the lime tree?

by dirtylinda25 March 17, 2017

Grape Tree

Babatunde's favourite snack
He eat it and smoke it everyday
He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle

Babatunde- Ah i am eating grape from de grape tree

by Yung Melo November 17, 2020

Tree rodent

Your common, everyday squirrel. The bullies of urban wildlife

When I take my dog for a walk in the park, c the tree rodents tease him unmercifully.

by anonymous October 16, 2021

Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.

Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.

by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013