Horny Mirage

You think you spot an attractive woman or man while riding or driving from a distance, but as you move closer you realize it's just a sign post or a light pole.

(eyes widening as he approaches)"oh it's just a horny mirage"

by babyzorilla July 30, 2015

Horny boi

A teenage male with horemonal problems

Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter

Watching porn on the bus

Peter is a horny boi

by Emty69 July 18, 2021

horny talking

Talking while you are horny

Guy: I want to F**k your feet

Girl: you must be horny talking

by Mr. Oh Louwd Florida July 10, 2018

Quarantine horny

When you are locked in doors and you can’t do sexual things with your s/o

Bro1, dude I’m not soooo horny
Bro2, bro I’m not just horny I’m quarantine horny

by Bigboynate April 28, 2020

Nic horny

When you are horny for nicotine and want it really badly.

Ava just stole my puff, now I’m nic horny!

by Shitfacesam October 26, 2020

The Horny Bunny

The alter ego of The Dirty Bunny

Though it is already implied that The Dirty Bunny is horny, sometimes it’s nice having an alter ego

Dante: Woah is that The Dirty Bunny

Warlo: Can’t you read it says The Horny Bunny

Dante: Nah man that’s The Dirty Bunny’s alter ego

Warlo: Yooooo that’s sick

by The Dirty Bunny May 8, 2021

Book Horny

When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.

Connor is so book horny for Brandon Sanderson's new book.

by Halfpint939 March 30, 2022