King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020

flat

Cool-looking, sexy.

Friend1: See this new car I bought?
Friend2: Yeah bro it looks flat.

by LB16 October 6, 2016

Flat Paddywack

A collection of words you use when your friends ask you to give them something to rap about. Guaranteed to stump them under almost any circumstance.

Friend- Hey bro, Give me something to rap about
You- Flatt Paddywack
Friend- The fuck is a Flat Paddywack?
You- Nice rap bruh

by Grandma_Muskrat September 14, 2016

Flat Us

Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.

It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.

Affordable prices, quality home-cooked meals for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.

A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?

Don’t worry, just flat us!

by team flat us November 26, 2021

Flat

Sayu is very very very really really flat

Omg sayu is so flat wtf she needs some assflat

by Gaydad01293 April 6, 2019

Flat Girther

A overweight person who eats to excess as if thin with a high metabolism, despite the obvious evidence to their rotund appearance

It was clear that Nancy was a flat girther as she ran out the all-you-can eat buffet and was excited for beach season.

by Shewasawhoowah September 27, 2025

wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat

The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.

by Dlctionarydotcom January 1, 2015