Eagles

A team that sucks so much ass they can’t even get passed the first round of the playoffs

John- what you doing tonight

Ron- watching the eagles suck ass like usual.
John- lol

by Nate great January 1, 2021

Lone Eagle

When you are jerking off to photos of someone while they are in the next room over

What the fuck are you doing Brandon? Stop being a lone eagle and actually fuck me

by SladeWOOMY January 4, 2024

Brown eagle

Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.

Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro

Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.

by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024

choke an eagle

Did gangster rap make you do it? This phrase defines how you are willing to do something very illegal (or very controversial, or both) for a positive outcome, typically something that is more important than the evil being done.

"I'm raw as a dirty needle, choke an eagle, just to feed all my people."

"Gangster Rap Made Me Do It" - Ice Cube

by J-Thatch March 4, 2022

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

eagle kisses

Eagle kisses: is when your laying down on your bed but naked with your cheeks spread, while the fan blows eagle kisses on your cock and taters.

I’m so hot I need me some eagle kisses.

by Jeepgirl1 July 25, 2024

daddy eagle

the man. he molts one day, sprouting purple feathers from every pore in his body. we bow to him in awe.
the true eagles drool in awe. the freshmen give no fricks.

uwu it's daddy eagle

by fartyassqueer October 18, 2019