Grass

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Grass

The mysterious green spikes that lies on the other side of the portal (door) you don't know what it is.

Touch Grass.

by Shimuf May 17, 2023

grass#0326

A fucking person who has no fucking sense of self. He jokes around non-existent jokes and even fucking jacks himself off when doing so.

grass#0326 is a fucking bitch.

by kryf_ April 24, 2023

Grass

Look outside. It's the green stuff on the ground.

Sometimes, I go outside, eat grass and moo

by Bridgeon May 17, 2023

grass

Grass is a plant that is green.
If you don't know what a plant or grass is, I suggest you get off your computer and get a life.

The grass is always greener on the other side

by logang for life trololol September 20, 2017

The Grass

extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration,.

Jeff s definitely the grass.

by Keeffe November 13, 2024