by Magickal Trevor January 14, 2005
Get the Cuda-Cat mug.Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!
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Get the cat shit mug.A fictional game occasionally played by cops and highway patrolmen in Super Troopers, wishing to get a kick out of life, and have some fun with their job.
The objective is to say "meow" as many times as possible to the driver you just pulled over. Foster currently holds the record at 10.
The objective is to say "meow" as many times as possible to the driver you just pulled over. Foster currently holds the record at 10.
Ten? Starting right meow?
All right meow, hand over your license and registration.
Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Allright meow where were we?
Don't think boy, meow do you know how fast you were goin'?
Meow what is so damn funny?
All right meow, hand over your license and registration.
Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Allright meow where were we?
Don't think boy, meow do you know how fast you were goin'?
Meow what is so damn funny?
by BigMace255 June 3, 2005
Get the Cat Game mug.A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.
When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.
When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.
Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!
by rice4lyfeinda415 March 16, 2009
Get the Cat Jizz mug.scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)
n.
1. A cat that enjoys being in water.
2. A sopping-wet pussy.
3. Term of endearment.
interj.
1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.
Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.
n.
1. A cat that enjoys being in water.
2. A sopping-wet pussy.
3. Term of endearment.
interj.
1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.
Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.
Examples:
"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."
"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)
"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)
"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."
"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)
"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)
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