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Technolophobe

A person who is terrified of technology and refuses to use any technology that is recent or up-to-date. Usually a person of older age who grew up when new technology didn't exist and do not have any desire to use basic newer technology such as computers, dvrs, dvds, HD tvs, iPods, XM/Sirius radios, debit cards, etc.
My grandma is such a technolophobe. It looks like 1975 in her house. She has a tv with basic cable, and that's about it for entertainment. I bought her an iPod and she took it back and bought clothes with the money!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
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technopheliac

A person who is constantly buying new technology (cell phones, mp3 players, etc) for the purpose of showing them off. A person that just "bleeds" technology. comes from technophile and hemopheliac.
"Hey!! Check out my new wireless PDA/Cellphone/mp3 player/coffe maker/garage door opener!"
"Is that really necessary?"
"Well...no... But I HAD to show you."
"You're such a technopheliac."
by Jacob McClenahan September 25, 2005
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technical threesome

Noun, activities associated with sex of two people, next to, above, or below another person.
Josh and Lisa got it on, while Marc slept in the next bed, it was a technical threesome!

Josh was felching Lisa on the bottom bunk, while Marc was beating off on the top bunk, total technical threesome!

Josh was sucking off Marc, while Lisa looked for her bra underneath...technical threesome!
by suite1157 December 14, 2008
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spiderman technique

the act of positioning your hand to look like spiderman when he is shooting his webs, you will then proceed to finger your partner in the bum and vagina with the two fingers sticking out and using the thumb to stimulate the clitoris.
"damn baby back at it again with the spiderman technique in my meat locker"
by CaptainPresents July 23, 2016
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technosterone

1. n. What fuels a passionate conversation about technology.

2. n. What a technosexual produces when they hear or talk about their favorite subject.
You could feel the technosterone emanating from the audience as Steve Jobs prepared to announce what had already been revealed by mac rumor sites the day before.
by maztik8r April 12, 2007
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TECHNOPEST

Poor quality DJ who likes Ibiza Club classics and Ministry of sound albums

Natural Habitat: mediterraen and agean beach resorts
I was lying on the beach enjoying the silence and tranquility before the technopest started up with a robbie williams remix.
by Sherief Khorshid August 7, 2007
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technocrack

A piece of technology that fully consumes someone's attention to the exclusion of most, if not all, other matters. Usually it involves some incredibly new or much-coveted device with complicated instructions and/or really cool and modern features. In other words, an extremely addictive and prohibitavely expensive little gadget. (NOTE: can be used as noun or adjective).
ADJECTIVE: I broke up with my boyfriend because he cares so much about his technocrack telephone and how it works that he never actually calls me on it.

NOUN: The latest mp3 device is such technocrack that all I want to do is download stuff to it and play it as loud as I want to for as long as I want to.
by SW74 January 18, 2008
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