Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019
Get the ex boyfriend tears mug.Tears is a last name which is funny Teares they are back stabbing bitches they lie and never trust them they are super fake and they are holes. They make up lies and blame others. When they hurt you they say sorry and they become “friends” with you but they just lie . DON’T EVER TRUST A GIRL THAT HAS THE NAME TEARE. (This is all true!!!!)
by Jakejjsjsja1727 March 7, 2018
Get the teare mug.1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!
by Useless Man June 14, 2023
Get the balloon tears mug.When a non poc uses their tears to convey fake emotions to terminate a life of a poc.
These days are used to jail pocs, bully or discriminate against pocs.
Only applies to those who use it.
Pocs can't use this because they don't have privileges of power.
Power of right to live in the olden days.
When a non poc was angry and felt their power undermined they used this technique to sentence pocs (blacks) to death. Reaping life.
After crying falsely turns around and smirks at poc for the known truth of their death.
Nowadays it's to incriminate pocs or to bully or intimate them.
These days are used to jail pocs, bully or discriminate against pocs.
Only applies to those who use it.
Pocs can't use this because they don't have privileges of power.
Power of right to live in the olden days.
When a non poc was angry and felt their power undermined they used this technique to sentence pocs (blacks) to death. Reaping life.
After crying falsely turns around and smirks at poc for the known truth of their death.
Nowadays it's to incriminate pocs or to bully or intimate them.
Wtt: used to cry on emitt till and feel no shame in doing so. Emitt till dies of falsely being accused as he is a poc.
Luc: waaa waaa waaa she did this to me.
*cries in privilege*
Z: what?!?!?!
Luc: she did that 'stops crying' smirking.
Luc: knows wtt is her getaway of privilege. Knows that nothing can stop her from lying.
wtt: non poc tuna tears. Lies in tears, turns it off and smirks.
Wtt/wtt/privilege tears: non poc privilege tuna tears.
Luc: waaa waaa waaa she did this to me.
*cries in privilege*
Z: what?!?!?!
Luc: she did that 'stops crying' smirking.
Luc: knows wtt is her getaway of privilege. Knows that nothing can stop her from lying.
wtt: non poc tuna tears. Lies in tears, turns it off and smirks.
Wtt/wtt/privilege tears: non poc privilege tuna tears.
by No hate but truth for the mass July 9, 2023
Get the Wtt/wtt/privilege tears mug.The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022
Get the Conservative tears mug.The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.
by Scamp22 July 2, 2025
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