Pennsylvania tea

A tea made with a heavy flow used tampon and hot water. Pour boiling water in a tea cup and instead of throwing the tampon away after use, you pluck it out of the vagina slowly as to not waste any blood. Place the used tampon in the hot water for 3-5 minutes and enjoy.

I went to engage in coitus with a harlot but she started her period, so instead we both enjoyed a nice cup of Pennsylvania tea.

by The Proud Harlot December 01, 2021

tea in china

a phrase used to change an awkward topic or to break the silence

"why aren't you married?"
*awkward silence*

"so how's the tea in China?"

by Peyton Sage February 21, 2016

get this tea

Listen to this Gossip...Listen to this shit

"Hoes y'all sleep well if you ain't honey wake up and get this tea!!"

by Gnite the time October 11, 2015

Tea-senpai

the best thing that ever happened in your life

his is *tea-senpai*

by teaღ December 16, 2017

tea shop

You’ve presumably heard of spilling tea, A tea shop is where a large amount of tea is spilled.

“Wow this group chat is a tea shop”

by Violetwill February 04, 2018

the good tea

the gay male term for drama or gossip

sis is serving the good tea

by LaomCaelus July 18, 2018

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 02, 2011