"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008
Get the 'tard spiralmug. by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020
Get the TP-tardmug. Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.
by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012
Get the Order-Tardmug. by PoolGuyMr7 April 15, 2019
Get the Credit Tardmug. Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.
Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.
by JJRK21 May 16, 2013
Get the Blurt-tardmug. The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.
Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.
Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
by Furious_G November 24, 2018
Get the Free-tardingmug. Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009
Get the Screw Tardmug.