Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak July 25, 2008

Taking it up the ass

To take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack a sense of sarcasm.

butt hurt a total myra

I was only joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

by Jonathan Harris February 27, 2005

Taking the cream

Taking the cream is when you get the easy part of the job!

I'm taking the cream today not Dave Reece

by pseudokaka November 1, 2017

Taking Back Sunday

good band. really feeling cute without the e. supporting greenday this summer- that must make them good- along with (simple plan) who are also good.

and will u tell all ur freinds
u got ur gun 2 my head?
this all was only wishfull thinking.

by simple plan rock June 4, 2005

Taking the lead

A phrase used on a night out when a friend has pulled an ugly girl (a dog)

Dave: alright lads, this is Sheila

Dave's mates: Dave's taking the lead

by carbona_not_glue September 5, 2012

Taking Back Sunday

a very overhyped band from Long Island. sure they're a decent band, but nowhere near what they're made out to be. their live shows are very overrated as well...after watchin adam lazarra spin that goddamn mic for an hour, you feel like shoving it up his ass. oh and just about every 13-year old girl in America is obsessed with them just because their friends are.

TBS is an okay band...nothing more, nothing less.

by catalystuinsist2pullmedown September 18, 2005

Taking Back Sunday

this is a terrible band. If you like this band, you probably a complete idiot who thinks that being emo makes you cool. i bet you have a myspace also, which is completely retarded. please kill yourself if you like this band. the singer is terrible and you know it, its too bad the cool thing right now is liking shitty bands to be different, you should like whatever sounds good to you, and if it is taking back sunday, then how the hell are you on the internet because you are mentally retarded. I happen to play guitar and sing and play with a very talented drummer and bass player and taking back sunday is completely untalented

complete retard:"oo i really like taking back sunday they are talented, like damn they are making all that money and they still whine and bitch, gosh its just amazing"
me: "your an idiot" (then i begin the assbeat of all time and many kicks in the face)

by sexy bastard August 12, 2005