taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

Tainted

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.

This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!

by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

taint bomb

When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.

Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.

by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017

taint tackel

7''-13'' of hard cock

Cheating wife: Did you see Richards taint tackel?
Daughter: Yeah it's on my forehead right now

by Twinkie -\ (0-0) /- May 2, 2018

Facial taint

Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.

Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.

by Austintatiousrows April 19, 2018

taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.

Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain

by baconbyts May 19, 2017

taint cock

It is a retarded chicken that was meant to be named tank top

The autistic cow said taint cock was his best friend.

by Handle can't be black or Mexic May 30, 2017