table

The act of pushing someone from the front so that they trip over something behind them. Works great when someone gets down on their hand and knees behind another person and a third person pushes the other standing person from the front. table/bag combo

"Go kneel behind Beeps so I can table him."

"A great way to piss him off would be to table him."

by Fatts58 October 24, 2006

table top

a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.

T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?

G: duh!

T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done

G: ok

R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!

by sk8a September 29, 2008

BOSTON TABLE TOP

THE ACT OF CLIMBING ON TOP OF A GLASS TOP TABLE AND CRAPING ON THE GLASS, AND SMEARING IT WITH YOUR CHEEKS IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION

MAN I NEED TO SPICE UP MY SEX LIFE, I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT A BOSTON TABLE TOP. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP.

by BEAVER LIQUORS December 15, 2009

table pussy

eating pussy on a table with a spoon

" I told her,her pussy looked so good I could eat it for breakfast. So I threw her up on the table and ate that shit with a spoon,she had a table pussy."

by thankstolarry October 3, 2008

table nazi

One who has nothing better to do than watch for people who sit on table tops and tells them that they cannot sit on the table because it will break.

Spc. Lutes: Hey! You can't sit on that table. It will break.

Sgt. Table Sitter: Yeah?? Well fuck you, you fobbit faggot. Go run a mile and talk to me when you get back. Don't you have some spatula's to wash? What color is your belt buckle?? You fucking Table Nazi!

by ScotyV October 30, 2007

Table Top

When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.

Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

by FvS January 30, 2009

balls on the table

When a man or woman makes their sexual intentions unmistakably clear.

Guy A: "Every five minutes she says, 'i need someone to make out with' and so i say 'let's go' and then later she says she thought i was joking."

Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"

by sinistlor December 8, 2009