Bait and Switch

A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.

Bait and Switch Example:

(ASDF)

Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"

Guy with glasses: "Ah..."

(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)

"...Don't listen to him!"

(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Switch

“Switch”, switch is when one of your peoples decides to switch up on you.

Dawg, Bonqueequee is so switch. She posted a video of her outside with ole boy when she told me she was on house arrest.

by BigDro August 6, 2021

Switch

A person that repeatedly mess with people’s feelings by being nice one day and then turning mean the next.

Person 1: I don’t understand why “insert name” can’t make up their mind about either being nice or being a bitch.

Person 2: I think they might be a switch.

by Natatbinard. May 14, 2022

switching buses

When one male genitalia is trusted into another male genitalia after months of stretching the inside of the penis.

man: "o gosh, I stayed up all night switching buses with Fred!"

by PEZ man5 May 1, 2011

Lane Switching Tango

When two people keep switching lanes in an attempt to not cause an accident. Typically caused by people who blindly merge.

Man, I was driving to work and this lady nearly hit me and made me do the lane switching tango.

by Rusty BallsR 69 October 29, 2021

Queer-Switching

The practice of moving back and forth between two languages or between two dialects or registers of the same language at one time. This is more commonly known as code-switching and something people of color do to fit into a white society. But this specific word relates to switching the way a LGBTQIA+ person talks around other non LGBTQ people. For example using someone’s deadname and she/her prounouns around family members they aren’t out to. And then using the correct name and their real pronouns around others.

I was queer-switching when I used those pronouns for y

by ciudadesgemelos2026 April 14, 2022

bitch switch

switching a larger shot for a smaller shot

“Yo, is this shot bigger than that one? Yeah? Let’s switch.”
“Oh damn bro, you doing the bitch switch?”

by aliasianti July 17, 2025