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Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.
Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.
by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022
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Suicidal boredom

its the most severe case of chronic boredom.it also narrows a comfort zone to the point where a single movement results into a discomfort.a person with this type of boredom is stuck in a constant painful loop of silence and emptiness.person can become more aware/unaware of his/her surroundings

Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid

person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.
Person#1:ah....everything is so....blank

Person#2:i think you have suicidal boredom
by Introverted shy dude October 11, 2020
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Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.
I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.
by Verboser284 April 20, 2020
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Suicidal Dropkick

A dropkick so destructive and devastating that when you kick its so powerful it rips you right in half.
Use the Suicidal Dropkick right now, not right now but rate now.
by spatenoptimator January 5, 2012
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Suicidal Jack

a fine mix of mescaline in a cuban cigar. more the suicida points if you inhale your cigar hits.
Angel: yo you tryna smoke a suicidal jack?
fidel castro: pinga! que puta madre es eso?
by OGpoopdealer June 19, 2021
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Trotsky's suicide

When someone is killed, but the killer makes it looks like a suicide.
- "How did Jeffrey Epstein die?"
- "He had a Trotsky's suicide"
by Hari Seldom August 11, 2021
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Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special
Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end
by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019
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