straight edge 

no drugs, no sex, no fun.

Amber: Do you wanna have sex, and do drugs and it will be fun?

Taylor: No thanks im straight edge! sXe

straight edge by allison walden December 29, 2007

straight edger 

An incorrect laymen's term used to identify individuals who subscribe to the straight edge philosophy.

"Straight edger" is often used in place of the more correct identifier of "one who is straight edge".

The cacophonous term is akin to describing one with Christian beliefs as a "Christianer", one with Jewish beliefs as a "Jewer", one with Mormon beliefs as a "Mormoner".

Or one who uses the term as an "idioter".

Those straight edgers sure do get a bad rap! Handsome devils they are, and they smell of clean laundry too!

I'm sure glad those straight edgers beat up those Juggalos!

straight edger by Renostyle February 7, 2008

straight edge 

keeping a clear mind and a clean body.

refusal to use drugs, drink, smoke or have promiscuous sex. a phrase originally from a minor threat song glorifying the lifestyle.

I am proud to be set apart from the crowd, based on my lifestyle choices. I am clean, I am cohereant, I am straight edge.

straight edge by jeannie December 28, 2003

straight pride parade 

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.

oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!

straight pride parade by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

straight hood 

OK, affirmative, yes

originated from severe mocking of Lil Kim's performance in "You Got Served".

Bob: Would you like to go to the movies?
Joe: Straight hood.

Bob: I'll go save seats while you fo get the popcorn.
Joe: Straight hood.

Bob: Are you going to continue to use that stupid phrase?
Joe: Straight hood.

straight hood by Kahlin Whatley February 24, 2005

straight edge 

a person who thinks they are better than everyone else only because they cannot (1)drink, (2)do any type of mind/body altering drug, or (3)engage in permiscous sex. they claim thier lives are better than those who aren't like them. it's stupid, because they probobly have no fun themselves.

mike: "hey dude! i'm going straight edge."
larry: "fuck you im not your friend anymore."

straight edge by nignogkiller November 22, 2009

straight up triflin ass hoe

a fugly ass girl who thinks shes one bad ass bitch who fucks a different guy every night and has std's and a rotten crotch like cassidy smith.

yo, that bitch ova there cassidy is a straight up triflin ass hoe.

straight up triflin ass hoe by hahabitchhhhh December 1, 2010