squid

To squid someone is to call one out on either a moronic or unfunny joke, or a moronic or unfunny act. First, Friend A makes a statement, next Friend B tries to call Friend A out with something he assumed was funny, but was actually dimwitted. So you begin the gesture of tapping knuckles with Friend B to make him excited about his presumed funny joke. Exactly before the contact is made between Friend B's fist and yours, you drop all four fingers downward in a limp fashion and yell "Squid!"

Friend B realizes what he said or did was stupid and not funny and is subsequently embarrassed for his action.

Great for retaliation following a 'your mom's a...', 'your face is' and finally 'that's what he said.'

Friend A: "Can you pass me some more creamer for my coffee?"

Friend B: "How about I give you some man-cream instead?"

You: "Ha, I know, right?" Then you reach your fist out and before contact is made with Friend B, engage the squid formation. Then say, "Squid!"

Past tense: "You just got squided."

by enjayess March 26, 2009

Squid

dick, penis

Brad's got bigger squid than Dagul.

by HunnyBunny September 21, 2003

squid

A man's penis.A guy's cock.

I was pinching my squid.

by irishluck May 17, 2008

Squabble

TO give one mad "props"

Excellent job. I give you mad squabbles.

by Bill June 7, 2004

squicken

a half chicken half squirrel that really stoned people laugh at

bwakchatterchatter squicken

by masterchief 2117 January 17, 2011

Squid Wank

The act of masturbation on a male by an inexperienced masturbatrix

I might have well have finished myself off, all she could manage was a Squid Wank

by vulga February 20, 2011

squab

The act of forcing another person to have a pointless or unecisary conversation for an inapropriate amount of time. Usualy for the "squabers" entertainment.

Ya girl across the street saw me get out of my car and squabed me hella hard.

by matic1989 April 28, 2010