spooned

When someone shoves a spoon up your ass, even if you don't want them to.

BRO WTF!!! Why would you spoon me... I liked it tho ;)

i just got spooned baby ;)

by Mehole6789 December 13, 2019

tactical spoon

When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.

John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"

by N-gu October 9, 2008

small spoon

Small penis

Damn girl he had a small spoon refering to the guys penis

by stickrunner April 5, 2017

Spoon Dirty

Gettin' a little "frisky" while spoon'n your girl when she's on her period

Mary and I were spoon'n last night cause she was like on her period, and I decided to "Spoon Dirty". Man, it looked like somebody skinned a dear in our bed!

by Julios August 30, 2007

schoonering

#1
The Action Of Getting Into One's Pants ..

#2
The Process Of Getting Into Ones Pants

I Think SpiderMan Is Going To Do Some Schoonering Tonight

by The(famous) March 19, 2008

spoone

A derogatory term for an african american, taken from the character "detective Spooner" from "I Robot" for his utter stupidity. Mostly used in reference to Will Smith.

Judas: Did you see "I am Legend"?

Beerguy: No, that spoone will do anything for money.

by brother darkne$$ June 23, 2009

willy spooner

a funny ass name created by ME. It sounds like "will he spoon her" quite hilarious

i named my son willy spooner for shits and gigs.

by Lisppy McLisperson1 August 16, 2011