soccer momification

/noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.

/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify

(past tense): soccer momify

Person A: Did you know about the soccer momification of Jungkook?
Person B: What the fuck bro

by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021

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Sorcery

"An event" or "a fact" stupid and illiterate people call when they don't understand it, or when they want to disengage themselves from a situation they know they caused.

Stupid illiterate men and women: This man is 33 year-old, still lives with his parents and never succeeds in anything. He must be victim of sorcery, and the bad spirits hovering around him must be extremely powerful.
Psychiatrist: This man is 33 year-old and still lives with his parents. That's no sorcery, dumbass. He'll never succeed because he's spoiled rotten and extremely lazy, and his parent won't make him aware of their responsibilities.

by TrueTekkenFraud October 11, 2021

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