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soccer momification

/noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.

/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify

(past tense): soccer momify
Person A: Did you know about the soccer momification of Jungkook?
Person B: What the fuck bro
by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021
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Sorcery

"An event" or "a fact" stupid and illiterate people call when they don't understand it, or when they want to disengage themselves from a situation they know they caused.
Stupid illiterate men and women: This man is 33 year-old, still lives with his parents and never succeeds in anything. He must be victim of sorcery, and the bad spirits hovering around him must be extremely powerful.
Psychiatrist: This man is 33 year-old and still lives with his parents. That's no sorcery, dumbass. He'll never succeed because he's spoiled rotten and extremely lazy, and his parent won't make him aware of their responsibilities.
by TrueTekkenFraud October 11, 2021
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Soccer

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021
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Soccer

I like playing soccer with my boyfriend.
by Atlanta Georgia November 30, 2021
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Soccer

The weird version of footy that really gets on my nerves. Like sock-car or foot-ball bro you kick the ball with your foot lot a socc.
by FlyTrapper February 9, 2022
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Soccer

The British term of FootBall (JUST CALL IT FOOTBALL DICKS)
Soccer is cool
SOCCER SUCKS FOOTBALL IS BETTER FUCK OFFF
by Α March 10, 2022
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Soccer

The American scam of football for dickheads
You watch that soccer match?
No that’s for cunts
by NoncyTaco March 16, 2022
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