Man Sitting

When a group of people sit an unnecessary amount of people on one side of the booth when there is obvious space around the table.

Why dont you come sit on this side of the table so we can be man sitting to watch the game

by Joe tarantino June 4, 2011

poo ass shitty

the superlative for all things crappy. If something sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where the fecal matter comes from, then be shitty.

Dom: Hey, did you go to the open mic night last night, i heard it was pretty good.

Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!

by DPdaix November 7, 2008

face sitting

A style of sex when a girl sits on a guy's face/head and farts.

That guy is into face sitting.

by RandomGuy March 28, 2005

Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.

by McOwnage August 14, 2016

itty bitty shitty committee

A miniature sized version of the government

Well, I'm sorry that I'm not a sort of itty bitty shitty committee!

by Tetsujin1234 November 16, 2014

sittle

Washing fruit in an aggressive manner.

Did you sittle the grapes?

by btownscruff January 6, 2015

shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,

by amanda357454 January 12, 2009