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facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.
by bigcoluk January 5, 2018
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Kraft singles American cheese

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
by Señorita.Estrellita August 28, 2018
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Positive singles

Someone who is tested positive for an STD and is single
Positive singles and dates by going to meetpositives.com
by Meet positives February 20, 2019
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ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night
Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends
by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019
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Jobless & Single

Jobless & single when everyone else started working & married even if you finished & loved before all!
Jobless & Single leads to men burger routine!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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International Single day

Hoes mad ~ Vladamir Putin
International single day is like blin cyka!
by HoesMad-putin August 1, 2019
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Callum Singleton

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.
by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019
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