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Crack Shoot

A sexual game wherein a target is 'painted', generally in concentric circles, on a WILLING female participant using the faeces of her partner (though it has been known for couples to 'share the load' at this point). The male participants overall aim is to ejaculate as close to the centre of this target as possible.

For an 'old school' crack shoot the targets need to be drawn, again, in concentric circles around the backside of the female participant, leaving the anus as the 'bullseye' itself, truly making it a 'crack' shoot. As well as a bad pun.
'Dude, met some girl last night, she wanted to try a crack shoot, it was intense'

'Old school crack shoot?'

'Yeah man, first bullseye of my life!'

'You sicken me'
by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011
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tooter shooter

This is among one of the sex acts not in the kamasutra. It's when you are engaging in intercourse with your partner, doggy style, and you're on the verge of finishing. You would then pull out, and finish, but about a foot away from his/her rectum, and aim for their anus. Thus, completing the "tooter shooter."
Ryan - "Aw I'm gonna finish!"
Debbie - "Pull out! Pull out!"
Ryan - "Time for the tooter shooter!"
by Sackster5569 August 7, 2016
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the pooter shooter

putting your hands in the form of a gun with two fingers being the barrel and your thumb sticking up like the hammer, and sticking that into a woman's vagina
Tim totally gave Becca the pooter shooter last night, she was howlin'!
by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008
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Pull Cap 'n Shoot

This is when a man is about to orgasm. He pulls out, his girlfriend caps the tip of is penis momentarily with her hand. This builds back pressure. When she releases the cap he will shoot his wad very far.
Last night we did a Pull Cap 'n Shoot. It went six feet and hit her antique dresser.
by Brown's Man June 7, 2009
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shoot a bucket

To shoot a bucket means to cum a lot, at least on the first cumgasm you have.
I always shoot a bucket the first time I jack off!
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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Shontaya

one of the most prettiest black people you will ever meet; if you're name is shontaya you are AMAZING at basketball, super skinny and fine as anysing.
boy 1: did you see that black girl playing basketball? she was amazing!
other boy: YAA! she was such a shontaya.
boy 1: damn she's fine
by M!sZ CaRt3R July 3, 2009
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shontay

Shontay means that your fuckin awesome

Shontay is the name of a girl that's cool as a cucumber

and another thing she's tired and hungry.
"Shontay o yeah that cool chick"
by blahb;ansjkc October 24, 2018
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