shark bait

1)the journeyman stage of the shovelman union
2)one who has at one time in life had a hand of blue
4)one who is known to frequent the local car wash hoping to see his deadbeat pal and get a free wash.

1)hey lets make that neckbone over there dig us a hole! No way man have shark bait do it.
2)Hey you damn kids stop shark baiting my car wash.

by notorious 007 July 16, 2004

Shark gang

Darcy Thomas and Keiran Cummorford or Keiran Cumstain thought it would be cool to start their own gang and bully kids in grade 6. They are now getting bullied in grade 7. This is funny and everyone hates them because they are gay, shark-gang scooter-fags.

I’m think I’m so cool because I’m in the shark gang!!!

by SuckmeDADDYYYY July 19, 2018

sand shark

after busting during intercourse, rubbing your penis in sand and pushing it back into the girls pussy

i just sandsharked my teacher on the beach

by Jack----- May 13, 2005

TIGER SHARK

A person who uses so much teeth while giving a blowjob that they rub penis flesh off, taste the blood, and continue on with their oral conquest. See baby shark

“Whoa bro what happened to your penis?”
“Turns out your mom is a TIGER SHARK! That’s what.”

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

shark midwifery

When a vampire bites a woman's uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.

Twilight Fan #1: I think the shark midwifery that Edward pulled on Bella in Breaking Dawn was so sweet! He'd do anything for her!
Twilight Fan #2: Really? I thought it was fucking disgusting.

by JuicyJuicer November 28, 2009

Shark Week

Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.

Dude! Do a little xbox today?

Can't. Shark week.

by Big Black Deer April 29, 2014

Carpet Shark

Slang term for a lesbian.

That carpet shark is with a different womann every night.

by Paul P June 25, 2004