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sex

What your parents did and later regretted to create you.
Your Mom: Damn, I wish I practiced abstinence.
Your Dad: Damn, I wish I used a condom.

Imagine your mom and dad having freaky sex as old people.
by Tony Huynh April 14, 2008
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Sex

1 - determines if you are a boy or girl human (Also known as Gender)

2 - A dirty addiction that 2 people do together, same or opposite gender
Freddy Joe: What sex is you're new child?

Franky Bob: What?

Freddy Joe: It's gender

Franky Bob: Oh, it's a girl.

Franky Joe? When was the last time you and Margaret had sex?

Franky Bob: Last Tuesday

Franky Joe: I sure hope you're kid wasn't watching
by FrancisGurl January 18, 2013
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sex

that was the best sex ever.
by englishland January 18, 2009
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Sex

I really wanna have SEX some of the girls in my school...
by The Chariot November 6, 2007
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sex

the greatest thing on the planet.

has many different branches to it including:
sex
anal sex
oral sex
hot sex
orgasmic sex

you can define it yourself

(blank)sex
I had some (blank) sex last night.
by Greg Papoose April 4, 2007
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SEX

JHO's hair. Used as an adjective to describe one thing so phenomenal that it's almost as good (or is in some cases) as sex.
"Your house is sex."

"Your car is sex on wheels."

"That person's hair is sex."
by JHOsgirl April 10, 2009
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Sex

Fangirl 1 - "Did you see the new DCriss picture?"
Fangirl 2 - "efhwerusexoghruguewrbgwbr"

*sex riot*
by causeyouwalk--pretty May 7, 2011
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