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A place where kids get torched for 18 years. They start at the age of 5 years and end school at 17 or 18

Divided into two school years -

Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12

Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat

Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Student asking the teacher about history

Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"

Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
by schoolboy69 April 23, 2014
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1. The place you go to learn
2. The place you go to get away from your psycho family

3. The place you go to see your friends
4. The place you go to die
1. School is my only haven
2. School is a living nightmare
by GL/GT/FT/H/TSV May 8, 2017
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A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.
School is a place that you learn stuff.
by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018
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In Less Words, A Fucking Madhouse In More Words, A Torture chamber where you stay 7 or 6 hours with nothing but cold ,hard books. You can get bullied rejected and such. when I go to school I know I'm going to have a horrible day
Jim: Hey...Uhh Nate

Nate: Yea?

Jim: gtg mum said I had to turn off me ps4 see ya at school

Nate: Sure mate, see ya
by Shrektaculous February 10, 2017
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A place where these people called teachers forces you to learn things that you won't be needing in life. They teach you boring romen and like algebra LIKE WHO NEEDS TO LEARN THAT!!! so yeah... btw if you go to school you waisted 7 or more or less hours of your life :)
I don't like school but i only go there to see friends 🙄
by Pr3ttyface.anonymous June 21, 2021
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Where everyone is taught to become a robot and to be told that you are dumbass. The tears of hell.
Rick: We should invent robots!

Lisa: Lets go to an engineering school for college!

Teacher: Dumbass
by StrawberryNerd15215 October 29, 2018
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The fucked up place where teachers rot your brain with Algebra, Science and all the other classes that make you gag.
T: Remember to memorize page one through one hundred in your school textbook!

S: there goes another brain cell
by Mr.Cookiez64 January 21, 2015
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