December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.
Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"
by Inwestphilyborn September 30, 2016

Jim, why are you walking funny?
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
by Hootie79 June 15, 2018

by That nigga DaddyW Aka taj September 6, 2019

(me self roasting here)
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
by Nothingwastaken May 26, 2022

A young homosexual man performing oral sex on a significantly older homosexual man while another older homosexual man is performing anal sex on the younger "chicken" man
by Ginger Chav November 4, 2016
