Reverse Paraplegia

A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.

We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.

by Alouicious August 29, 2010

reverse loincloth

Wearing riding chaps or alterations of them with nothing beneath is a reverse loincloth - rather than covering only your genitals, you cover everything but. Applicable to both genders.

When he came home from work last night, I decided to surprise him with a reverse loincloth and some lit candles.

by notwing July 20, 2010

reverse blackout

While intoxicated, instead of forgetting things that did happen, you remember things that didn't.

"I totally madeout with him!"
"No you didn't you were passed out by 9 p.m., You must've had another reverse blackout"

"Everyone at the party loved me! They were chanting my name & telling me how pretty I was!"
"That's the Reverse blackout talking, you were standing in a corner by yourself when I saw you."

by Ch&Ce May 8, 2012

Reverse Hump

While spooning, the little spoon thrusts backwards causing a reverse hump.

"Hey, you were humping me in your sleep"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"

by Bruce Bane April 12, 2016

reverse slimjim

The act of which one man bends over and then another man whilst having his penis firmly in the bent over mans mouth proceeds to jerk him from behind

Hey Connor stop giving Mario a reverse slimjim

by Lesliechow July 28, 2023

reverse beaver

When you give anal sex to someone who is constipated in an attempt to clear up their constipation.

Person 1: "My stomach is killing me, I think I'm constipated."
Person 2: "A reverse beaver oughta clear that up."

by Tweeeeble March 22, 2022

Reverse Chode

A relatively long skinny Penis.

This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.

by mrcannoli1997 June 3, 2015