retarded duck

a beautiful young girl, sweet and kind.

man, that girl is a retarded duck

by katy j becum March 22, 2017

retard your asshole

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.

He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.

by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018

retarded

my brother adrian

my brother adrian is retarded.

he doesn’t think 30 minutes is half of an hour

by bumfish October 18, 2019

semi-retarded

1. When someone is barely retarded but does something really weird and stupid, he is semi-retarded.
2. When someone is completely right with their opinion, but only you disagree, so you consider him semi-retarded.

That one guy Michael, he is semi-retarded for thinking pee is stored in the balls!

by splendidgamesinc May 8, 2018

fucking retard

literally my autistic dumbass in every way.

im fucking retarded

by mega ratard September 1, 2019

Physically Retarded

A term used to describe those who are physically crippled, or otherwise deformed in some aspect of their body.

"I heard James got hit by a car and has to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life." "Yeah he's been physically retarded for about three months now"

by pickled rick January 7, 2021

bird retard

someone who owns a bird, is apart of the lgbtq community, refers t o them self as a neurodivergent, has more discord friends then real friends, and has band kid humor. which is unfortunately like 50% of the bird community

person 1- Alex is such a bird retard

person 2- fax

by CoolAlex2021 May 7, 2022