Shark punch

When you uppercut a girl's pussy out of no where like when a shark pops out of the water.

"If you dont shut up ill shark punch you bitch!"

by cale and austin February 09, 2008

Pussy Punch

To violently strike a vagina or feline.

Ima pussy punch yo cat if he dont stop makin noise.

by Big Daddy Daddy November 11, 2010

ass punch

The finishing move of wrestler Beef Wellington. He jumps off the top rope and punches his opponent in the ass.

Beef Wellington got the win tonight with the flying ass punch.

by Jugrnaut April 21, 2005

fruit punch

a drank consisting of belevedere vodka and cranberry juice

I went to da club and ordered some fruit punch!

by Emcee Common April 20, 2007

donkey punch

when you hit your girlfriend in the back of her head with a toaster.

My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.

by Titts McGeee September 12, 2007

Punch the clown

playing the skin flute.

Joe got skunked at the bar and decided to go home to punch the clown.

by Dakota1 March 19, 2008

Unicorn Punch

(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.

Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!

by Espressojunky July 07, 2009