v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.
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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.
by gnostic3 November 30, 2022
Get the porking croatsmug. When a man sticks a banana into the woman’s vagina while she is menstruating and proceeds to ejaculate inside of her and when finished, takes a straw and slurps the contents out.
by FlatOutWong March 8, 2022
Get the HOT PORK SUNDAEmug. When an ugly girl who has been a victim of the game ‘pull a pig’, shits in the bed then quietly leaves...........
After winning a game of pull a pig, Richard also won ‘pork then beans’ when he awoke to find that he had been rolling around in the shit she left behind!
by Daviss March 10, 2018
Get the Pork then beansmug. A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
by pongo69x December 25, 2022
Get the pork wellingtonmug. 1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.
2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.
by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021
Get the Triple French Porkmug. An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)
by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025
Get the Suck my porkmug. When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.
My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!
by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025
Get the Pork snorkelmug.