Pipe

To be a failure, loser, washout or all around bitch. Originated in HS wrestling at George Washington HS in Charleston WV for members of the team who quit midseason or sucked, it can also be used in other sports or general life for similar situations.

Little gay Jimmy was to much of a pipe to compete on the wrestling and lacrosse teams, so he joined the basketball and baseball teams to be with his own kind.

Pipe by Rick Rolled 123 August 3, 2009

Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.

Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

Alaska pipeline by Flech belcher May 30, 2008

pipe

"Pipe" is a word often exclaimed by the character Artie (the self-proclaimed Strongest Man on the World) on the early-to-mid-90's Nickelodeon T.V. show 'The Adventures of Pete & Pete'. Artie says "pipe" when things are going well.

"All is pipe, metallic man!"-Artie, to his nemises: aluminum siding salesman John McPhlemph

pipe by Andy H. May 9, 2005

pipeline

the act of a man taking a shit on the toilet while fucking a girl in the ass. thereby giving the illusion that the woman is shitting through the mans dick and out his ass.

i'd sure like to pipeline that girl when i take a shit later

pipeline by shfty August 4, 2007

pipe

french word for pipe, spells the same
also means a blowjob in france "une pipe"prononces""peep"

1) a genoux salope...fais moi une pipe.

2) pour 20 dollars, je te fais une bonne pipe.

pipe by netlock July 23, 2006

pro-pipe 

Not to be confused with "bro-pipe", this refers to the rifle mounted grenade launchers in warfare games (see Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty 4, etc). These can also be called "noob tubes"- though in some cases that would be an incorrect term.

Case 1- If someone uses a grenade launcher because they cannot kill otherwise- you would be correct in the assumption that it is a "noob tube".

Case 2- If someone uses the launcher because he/she is bored of the guns, and prefers to find more inventive ways to kill people (i.e. curving the ordinance through window frames, arcing at the right angles, hearing footsteps and killing someone who is around the corner, shooting a dud at close range to hit them in the stomach so they make that satisfying "ooof" sound) then that is not a "noob tube". Case 2 is a PRO PIPE.

In case 1- the user is easy enough to counter. Wait until he/she is reloading or force them into close quarters to truly test their aim. They only have one chance to dud shot you.

In case 2- it does not matter. Guns, knives, grenades- the user would have killed you anyways. You are their play things.

Generally- people have to have something to whine about on Xbox Live, PSN, or PC. Noob tube can be considered a derogatory term to those skilled enough to know the difference between cheesing out the grenade launcher and appreciating it's useful (yet slightly different from a gun) ballistic tendencies.

"That level 1 had trouble hitting anybody- now he has a few kills because of the grenade launcher- I mean noob tube"

"Wow. That guy is really tough to beat. He just went 29 and 1 on terminal- there was nothing we could do to beat him- even when he ran out of grenades and only had a pistol! I can't tell you how many times he killed two or three of us at once with that PRO-PIPE"

pro-pipe by Noob Tuber April 1, 2010

pipe cleaning 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".

1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!

pipe cleaning by pipecleaner January 11, 2009