A fart that builds up/accumulates within ones gut that is eventually escapes in one sharp, short burst, rather like an egg.
N.b. can also apply to a shit after a particularly heavy night, when the consistency is particularly hard and round.
N.b. can also apply to a shit after a particularly heavy night, when the consistency is particularly hard and round.
by raggaraggaragga June 24, 2010
You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.
1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
by joijoihere August 15, 2017
by kittymccockfolds July 03, 2018
would you like some egg nag?
by maggie.stein December 27, 2006
A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.
Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
by gndhs December 18, 2006
The act of two males either:
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015
Person 1: I had egg dippies for breakfast
Person 2: The fuck is egg dippies?
Person 1: Its where you fry bread dipped in egg
Person 2: That's called French Toast you massive retard
Person 2: The fuck is egg dippies?
Person 1: Its where you fry bread dipped in egg
Person 2: That's called French Toast you massive retard
by jetmysterydino November 07, 2021