wet luigi

to perform the wet luigi, you must first approach a target undetected. Then, in a fluid motion, pull down that person's pants, spread they bum-cheeks, and spit inside their booty. Lastly, pull the receiver's pants back up and kick the extremely hard in the ass. Extremely good for kicking people out of houses or cars.
She was pissing me off so I kicked her out, but when she was leaving, I gave her a wet luigi.
by Spoof January 26, 2005
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wet line

A pickup line meant to make girls wet and horny
Matt: "how did you get her to finally do you?"
Sheldon: "I just used a wet line on her."
by RandomDudeManGuy April 21, 2010
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Wet Orchard

A word with endless contextual usages.

Noun, Adjective - Someone or something EG: a feeling or smell, which is simultaneously pleasant and unpleasant.

I common euphemism for a feeling of ambivalence.
- "Dude, that smells like a wet orchard!"

In the above example, Wet Orchard is used to describe the odour which is both pleasent and unpleasant.

- Person A: "Wow, your mum is hot!"
Person B: "DUDE! That is such a wet orchard!"

In this example, Person B is both flattered and disgusted by Person A's advances on his mother.
by Rob Hutchinson - James Readman January 08, 2004
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wet pancake

To "wet pancake" is the act of smearing one and another's anus until ass slop ensues.
That wet pancake ruined my persain carpet last night!
by Whiskey Wanker February 28, 2015
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Wet Handshake

A handjob, where instead of lubricant, the person uses another man's ejaculate.
After Sally gave Tom a handjob, she came my way and gave me an awesome wet handshake.
by Dean Mars October 16, 2010
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wet fart

a fart that leaves yer boxers moist. You might wanna wipe yer butt after one of those stinkers
Johnny ate too many beans last night, and let out a wet fart. He went to the bathroom to wipe his booty.
by Latex boy November 06, 2006
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wet adam

insertion of the arm into the anus, making a fist and slightly twitching it.

also see wet albert, moist albert and wet conjugate
He gave her a wet adam last night
by asdfghjkl January 28, 2005
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