My super sweet and amazing boyfriend with the prettiest smile and prettiest dark brown eyes ever and most amazing laugh
He's so sweet and loving and gentle and caring and I just love him so much and all of his little jokes and his random facts they're just so adorable and I'll never stop loving him because he deserves the world and I just always wanna give it to him
He's the silliest and most loving person I've ever met and I absolutely adore him he's always gonna be my sweet boy <3
He's so sweet and loving and gentle and caring and I just love him so much and all of his little jokes and his random facts they're just so adorable and I'll never stop loving him because he deserves the world and I just always wanna give it to him
He's the silliest and most loving person I've ever met and I absolutely adore him he's always gonna be my sweet boy <3
by calliehunt February 9, 2025

by Mr. Poon September 30, 2021

The action of looking for Steven Hawking or a smart with a mobile disability, specifically for an act of looking for a lover.
by Shia Leboof May 26, 2018

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!
by LillDaryl April 28, 2022

He’s a big brain human who snipes people out of clock towers and he catches you sleeping on the floor. He is usually bald and will always touch your bum.
by Your nan sucked me off November 13, 2020

In which someone hides cans of Spam in their walls, gets high, then shoots their walls trying to hit the cans of Spam.
by ReineGem April 4, 2023

When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.
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