rub some butter on it

basically telling someone to go die

Why dont you rub some butter on it?

by unicornspawn23 July 31, 2019

the rub of the green

an accidental or unpredictable influence on the course or position of the ball.

"Despite his excellent shot, the ball hit a hidden divot, and he suffered from the rub of the green."

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

Rub around

A women’s circle jerk; when a group of women gather in a circle and rub each other’s clitorises to sexually pleasure one another, preferably to completion.

She couldn’t stop squirting at the rub around!

by Phteven with a ph March 17, 2025

Rubbing a jack

Slang term for masturbating.

Last night, I was rubbing a jack.

by Fred O'Lay June 22, 2021

Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Rishi Rub

Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.

Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?

by KBlack92 May 3, 2024

Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.

Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring

by D1 gooner April 18, 2025