Nipple inertia

A made up term that has no meaning. Disregard first definition.

No you may not check my boobs for nipple inertia.

by Not Tao's wife. May 18, 2010

Tiddy Nipples

When one suffers such obesity that ones nipples becomes their own tiddies.

Guy 1: Ah shit this fool got Tiddy Nipples!

Guy 2: No I dont!

Guy 3: Yeah you definitely have Tiddy Nipples.

by slack24 January 24, 2020

ceiling nipples

A lightbulb cover that looks like a woman's breast.

Dude, you have a lot of ceiling nipples.

by FREAKQUILL1 November 26, 2016

Nipple hair

Nipple hairs are the succulent fruit of puberty. They are often shaved due to Nipple lice; being quite itchy.

Jonathan wanted a snack, but was too tired to raid the pantry. He settled on munching on some fresh cut nipple hair.

by TheHandBurgler November 28, 2019

Nipple Monster

A PERSON WITH A SWEATY SHIRT THAT MAKES THEY'RE NIPPLES STICK OUT UUUUUH PAPI

THE NIPPLE MONSTER HAS LARGE NIPPLES

by nipple guy September 9, 2019

Nipple Monkey

A person who is obsessed with nipples. They always try and grab nipples where ever they see them. Usually, a female, the more aggravated cases can be male as well.

Man, that girl Trinity is a real Nipple Monkey!

by Qing bao October 16, 2019

Nipple juice

Slang word for milk.

If you are going to make a White Russian you gotta have nipple juice, bro.

by Dadbodextreme February 21, 2019