Dude 1: Hey man, you got some major Cat Nap Wood!
Dude 2: Yeah bro i just woke up and i had a dream about your mom.
Dude 2: Yeah bro i just woke up and i had a dream about your mom.
by onleemortall December 12, 2011
When you take a major fall off of typically an off road personal vehicle...ex: dirt bike, atv, quad, etc. This could also easily be applied to falling off of anything really...ex: bicycle, skateboard, rollerblades, stripper pole etc.
Holy sh*t dude! Did you see that douche bag try to jump over that dune on his quad? His leg is turned around backward! That was the worst dirt nap I've ever seen!
by Cakessi August 14, 2009
To masturbate, to tell your friends that you are going to take a nap, when you are just going to jerk off.
Usually one who takes a 9 minute nap comes out more tired than he went in.
Usually one who takes a 9 minute nap comes out more tired than he went in.
Bill: I'm really tired imma go take a nap
(nine minutes later)
Frank: You look more tired than when you went in, that was definitely a 9 minute nap
(nine minutes later)
Frank: You look more tired than when you went in, that was definitely a 9 minute nap
by Masturdebator October 04, 2009
When you are eating a meal, and ingest enough food to feed a small village and you feel like your insides are going to explode. The only thing that would make you feel better is to throw up and go into a food coma.
by ajacks417 July 27, 2014
A modern day disco nap, or a late afternoon nap in order to prepare for a night of Ke$ha inspired partying.
Person A: Hey, what are you doing?
Person B: Oh I'm taking a Ke$ha nap in order to prepare for tonight!
Person B: Oh I'm taking a Ke$ha nap in order to prepare for tonight!
by Hurricane7410 March 13, 2011
another name for naples, florida ; not Indianapolis. gets its name because Republican snowbirds coming from northern US are always napping or being extremely laid back which is why it takes forever to get anywhere .
bro 1: Yo where u live ?
bro 2: naples
bro 1: U mean nap town ? EWWWWWW u living with old snowbirds???
bro 2: ...
bro 2: naples
bro 1: U mean nap town ? EWWWWWW u living with old snowbirds???
bro 2: ...
by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022
by Aribeth April 15, 2005